Blood Honey
In class today, our teacher was attempting to teach us the word for "inject." People didn't understand, so she took it back a step to "sting." "What animal makes honey?" she asked. I don't know the word for bee, so I used my expert skills at paraphrasing to come up with "large mosquito." I answered. A terrified look appeared on her face.
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I put four new covers up at drop.io/tedssongs including a honky-tonk Oasis cover, me pretending to be Bob Dylan (hey, he used to be Jewish), some Kris Kristofferson, and a mashup I made of Arlo Guthrie, Kenny Rogers, Lady Gaga, and Beirut. I chickened out on my Joanna Newsom song.
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